Irish Daily Mail - 2015-09-08

• HALF OF PARISHES WILL SOON HAVE NO PRIEST
• Majella: I’m not worried about Strictly man-eater
• A headache that could be a brain tumour
• No limit to refugee numbers says Joan
• Fury at yet another ‘fake’ story on X Factor
• HSE spent ¤138m on agency staff, and funds almost gone Elderly man spends five days on trolley
• Calls for childcare costs to be capped at €180 a week as parents struggle
• Elderly man spends five days on trolley
• Are you using your inhaler correctly?
• Our parishes once had f ive priests but today it’s just me
• THERE’S NO-ONE HERE TO REPLACE ME IF I RETIRE
• Sorry that I don’t have my children’s DNA, writes Molly Martens
• Irish Water to use chemical to curb lead contaminat­ion
• Locals learn that refugees are coming... via grapevine
• Rosanna is right... adopting a gluten free diet helped my autistic cousin
• I’M MOVING OUT OF BRIAN’S PAD
• Whipping up a storm with an Irish name
• Man left in agony after stab and f ire attack
• Wait list for social housing ‘up 46pc’
• White admits ‘surprise’ at lack of notes on Callinan
• I felt that something just might go wrong
• Bertie fears for the future of the North’s top politician­s
• Cycle raises €50k for victims of Berkeley
• We should help the old, the vulnerable and the children first. And most are still in the camps...
• Forget the giveaway and build new homes
• DEVIL’S BREATH
• Irish team leads way in saving lives of mothers
• TDs will get lessons to cope with stress
• Jobs boost for areas hit by company closures
• I will never jab needles in my face to look younger
• Now hat’s a great idea for the two-hour gap in a hen party...
• Holiday in a spaceship!
• It’s 50 Ways To Snap Your Mammy as Nancy is now a selfie queen
• Especially for you... but you could make an effort, Jason
• Could your fridge burn your house down?
• Eating chocolate can make you look 30 years younger? Sweet...
• Relief at last for psoriasis sufferers thanks to new drug
• Blast of sound can heal a dicky ticker
• I went to hug my wife at a pool... and it wasn’t her!
• Monty the terrier sniffed out the tumour in my neck
• Charley found me collapsed
• If it wasn’t for Ernie and Banjo, I may well be dead
• Myrtle’s nuzzles told me something was wrong
• Has too much summer partying made me ill?
• under the microscope
• Bytheway... How to avoid back-to-school sickness
• Why taking the DNA of a dead loved one could help save your life
• Tiny pinprick in your gums that could stop you needing false teeth
• Having a crisis? You CAN bounce back...
• YOGA QUICK FIXES
• Justine had her appendix out. So why was she still in agony 20 years later?
• Barbie’s still waiting
• This child is a reminder to all mankind
• ‘BIG THREE’ LOOK SMALL
• Gleneagles on the right track
• CATS PLAY IT COOL
• NO MOORE EXCUSES FOR THE TRIBESMEN
• Cunningham no longer the man to drive Galway
• TRIMBLE: ULSTER KEEPING ME SANE
• Third place at World Cup to the brink of European exile — it’s a total... DUTCH DISASTER
• ROONEY HAS SIGHTS ON CLOCKING RECORD
• SOARING PLAYER WAGES HIT £4BN
• Muller makes Scots pay for past mistakes
• Poles spread the goals against minnows
• Instinct to attack keeps us in chase
• EDGY IRELAND ON COURSE
• HOW THEY RATED
• IN OUR HANDS
• Wales coach Gatland under heavy fire as Halfpenny ruled out of World Cup
• Cody calls for August All-Ireland final date
• JONATHAN CAINER

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