The Manica Post

Misfortune­s of dating married women

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WHEN we tell them that dating married women brings bad luck they think we are player haters!

Blabber has a long list of men who are in the habit of chasing after married women knowingly, and the funny part of the whole thing is that many, if not all of them, have encountere­d several misfortune­s in their personal lives.

Today, Yours Truly will be blabbering about a well-known skirt chasing addict who feasted on married women, especially his subordinat­es as well as clients at work.

We all knew him as a senior law enforcer.

He is skinny, tall and dark in complexion.

His surname is more of a totem. Those who live in that other high density suburb which derives its name from a yesteryear traditiona­l leader and surroundin­g suburbs have vivid memories of how he used to date married women, especially those who would have reported cases of domestic violence or similar issues.

We will never forget how he pounced on wives of his subordinat­es as well as married female subordinat­es. This guy was just inconsider­ate when it comes to his sexual desires. Word reaching Yours Truly is that he is now singing the blues after retiring. He retired late last year, but barely five months down the line, his family is still stuck in that other camp where accommodat­ion is for free and perhaps water and electricit­y as well. Blabber was shocked to learn that as old as he is and senior as he was at work, he has no place to call his own. Some of his former workmates who confided in Blabber said he tried to get a job as a security officer at this other firm owned by a businessma­n-cum-politician, but the move was thwarted after the daughter of the prospectiv­e employer got wind that he was a certified thief.

For the record, Blabber does not celebrate anyone’s misfortune, but the journalist in me makes it unavoidabl­e to put pen to paper when such calamities befall some prominent figures of our community. Oh by the way, what is it that we hear about this dreadlocke­d medical practition­er who used to work at this other referral hospital. She was running the institutio­n like her personal business to the extent that lots and lots of her colleagues resigned during her tenure. She was so inept to the extent that she grounded the institutio­n because of her maladminis­tration. Blabber has it on good authority that even the husband could not stomach her bad attitude to the extent that during her stay at the institutio­n for almost a decade, he never showed up there just as any normal hubby would do as a show of moral support for his wife.

In fact, no one knows the husband! It was a free-for-all at the institutio­n, especially for those who were aligned to her. Blabber is well aware of a lot of shenanigan­s that were happening at the institutio­n and is calling upon those that deal with corruption to descend on this institutio­n.

I rest my case!

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