Weird BUT true

There are plenty of sour grapes at an Oregon winery over its new neighbor: a marijuana farm.

The Momtazi Vineyard in McMinnville filed a suit pitting drinkers against pot puffers — claiming “foulsmelling particles” of marijuana damage grape crops.

The ganja growers, Mary and Richard Wagner, say the skunky odor doesn’t cross property lines, but a judge is letting the suit proceed.

This gouda-awful crash left behind lots of da brie!

A big rig carrying tons of cheese flipped and blocked an Australian highway.

Some 66,000 pounds got smushed along the pavement near Goulburn in New South Wales.

This Florida reptile found itself mired in the muck.

Danielle Craven, of Palmetto, was stunned to find a foot-long iguana cooling off in her toilet.

The coldblooded creature likely swam up through sewer pipes, said officials, who took possession of the loo-loving lizard.

Frito-Lay poked fun at illfated Thanksgiving turkeys Thursday — and angry vegans got salty about it.

The snack company posted a spoof image of “Tofu-urky” — that is, turkey-free — Ruffles chips on Instagram with the caption, “There’s a reason tofu-urkeys are never pardoned.”

Animal lovers called it cruel to laugh about killing their feathered friends and vowed to boycott the brand.

“WOW. Tasteless much?” one user blasted.

Archaeologists took a dig at a 95-year-old woman for allegedly looting scores of precious Middle Eastern tombs decades ago.

Joan Howard, aka “Indiana Joan” of Perth, Australia, traveled to archaeological sites with her diplomat husband in the 1960s and ’70s.

But she kicked up dust this month when she showcased her collection — including a mask from an Egyptian mummy.

Critics branded her a criminal “tomb raider.”