Weird BUT true

A Florida man is hot and bothered over the name of his hometown pond — Lake Horney.

Barry Zimmerman, of Lakeland, demanded that the feds rename the waterway after the city was flooded with sex jokes.

The lake is named after the 1920s real-estate developer J.T. Horney. But even if the name is changed, the city would still boast a Horney Park.

A Russian lawyer is suing his ex-girlfriend for every penny he spent during their relationship — even the cost of flowers he bought to woo her, the girlfriend said.

The 38-year-old cheapskate saved receipts for everything he bought his 29year-old lover, including romantic getaways and meals, she said.

After they split up, he sent her a subpoena demanding that she hand over $685.

He paid for a car with cheese — not dough!

Ehren Thompson, 25, of Sydney, Australia, traded a 77-pound wheel of Parmigiano-Reggiano for a used Peugeot 307 after posting the offer on Facebook.

He cooked up the plan after haggling with a grocery store to fork over the $2,100 hunk of cheese at a discount.

A scheme to pump booze through a secret pipeline in Moldova dried up when law enforcement busted the would-be bootleggers, authorities said.

The Prohibition-style smugglers had tried to lay pipes on the bed of the Dniester River to transport the alcohol from Moldova to Ukraine, according to law enforcement.

A serial flasher picked a dead-wrong spot to strip down — a graveyard in England.

Residents of Exeter say the creep peels off his clothes and saunters around the sacred space wearing only a black hooded sweat shirt.

A cemetery-goer caught him on camera and turned the footage over to police.