Head of Trump U finds himself taken to school

Will Durst said the failed bid to repeal Obamacare was a lesson in Government 101 for the new president.

For seven years, the GOP has beaten President Obama’s signature legislation until they and everyone around them were covered in a fine red mist. In the face of a guaranteed veto by the man they nicknamed the bill after, the Republican House of Representatives voted to repeal it over 60 times, but the first chance they got as a majority, with a sure-fire presidential signature, they choked like a skinny-necked goose being force-fed gravel.

Their oft-repeated mantra was “Repeal and replace,” but when push came to shove, they resorted to “Ordeal and disgrace.” “Raw deal and lose face.” “Surreal and deface.”

For the new president, it was a lesson in Government 101. The head of Trump University got himself schooled. The learning curve for apprentice chief executives looks to be a mite steeper than the reverse trajectory of a bundled tax return wrapped around a vodka bottle thrown off the roof of Trump Tower.

Trump’s legitimate shock at the turn of events seems to indicate he hadn’t been paying attention the last couple of years. And this could very well be why, traditionally, the presidency has not been an entry-level position.

This is the same consummate dealmaker who earlier asked, “Who knew health care could be so complicated?” Um, everybody. Except you. Again.

In defeat, the author of “The Art of the Deal,” blasted everyone: the Democrats, the media, Nancy Pelosi, Paul Ryan, Charles Barkley, until finally placing the blame for the scuttling of Trumpcare on his own right wing’s Freedom Caucus. The group that demanded concessions received them, then still wouldn’t vote for the bill. With friends like those, who needs lizard-like alien invaders?

The problem was, after eliminating standards for minimum benefits, including ambulances, hospitalization, prescriptions, maternity care, drug and mental heath treatment, pediatric services, emergency services and labs, the American Health Care Act was less health insurance and more malady assurance.

Some 24 million citizens were estimated to lose health care coverage under the AHCA, and that was before the total vivisection of the bill. Making passage even stickier since moderates ran away like avocados leaving Mexico the week before the Super Bowl.

Now Trump says he’s moving on, because “the best thing we can do, politically speaking, is let Obamacare explode.” That’s what you want from a leader: someone willing to sacrifice ... his constituents.

But moving on isn’t a total lock either. He hasn’t yet said, “Who knew that a border wall or tax reform or rebuilding our infrastructure could be so complicated?” But now that the Tea Partiers have the taste of blood in their mouths, he might. The best news for all concerned is that Obamacare still covers depression.