Saturday highlights
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES Q is obsessed with a singer; Sal’s fake vomit has a secret ingredient. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN The house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics. (cc) ‘TV14’
9:00 p.m.
38 BULL Bull is asked to assist in the prosecution of a fraternity when a pledge drowns during hazing. (cc) ‘TV14’
42 AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR A new season begins with round one of qualifying as the ninjas face six challenging obstacles. (cc) ‘TVPG’
49 STAR TREK Dying McCoy agrees to wed the priestess of an electronic oracle on a planetlike spaceship. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(A&E) (9:01) COURT CAM A mother confronts the man responsible for her daughter’s death and doesn’t hold back. (cc) ‘TV14’
(AP) BORN MUCKY: LIFE ON THE FARM Pete and Ally’s farm is burglarized right before harvest; Ian is determined to grow his herd. (CNBC) SHARK TANK A solution to remembering passed loved ones by turning their ashes into diamonds. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(CNN) DIANA The royal wedding; the birth of Prince William; Diana faces struggles as a member of the family. (cc)
(COM) SOUTH PARK Animated. South Park’s citizens decide they no longer need the police. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(DISN) BIG CITY GREENS Animated. Cricket buys a singing toy fish; the family stays in a hotel for the first time. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Stuffed pork chops and lobster mac ’n cheese; chicken and tri-tip; crab melt and pork belly Reuben. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) (9:01) GOOD BONES Mina and Karen turn an old warehouse into their first retail store with the help of their team. (cc) ‘TVG’
(NICK) FRIENDS The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives. (cc) ‘TV14’
(OWN) FAMILY OR FIANCÉ An interracial couple try to navigate cultural differences and boundaries with their families. (N) ‘TV14’
(TLC) (9:08) 90 DAY: THE SINGLE LIFE Danielle shares details about her sex life. (cc) ‘TVMA’ (TNT) RHODES TO THE TOP Brandi begins training for her comeback but butts heads with Cody on how to make her return. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’ (TOON) AMERICAN DAD Animated. Roger breaks up Steve’s friendship; Jeff has a flair for house flipping. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) THE DEAD FILES Steve and Amy visit a terrified woman who claims her home is under attack from the paranormal. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr poise as waiting room receptionists and then pitch to a focus group; things get interesting on a road trip that drives tonight’s loser to the edge. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice. (cc) ‘TV14’
(USA) CHICAGO P.D. Ruzek and Burgess discover a child walking alone in the middle of the street. (cc) ‘TV14’
9:30 p.m.
2 VERA Respected surgeon is shot dead days before his retirement. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(A&E) (9:32) COURT CAM A look at some of the wildest courtroom moments — a defendant becomes a one-man army. (cc) ‘TV14’
(COM) SOUTH PARK Animated. Kyle’s mom has a fecal transplant; the boys are on a quest. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(DISN) AMPHIBIA Animated. Anne and the Plantars try to rob a museum. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Dumplings and ramen; cheeseburger pie and chicken vodka; Rocky Mountain roast beef; cinnamon rolls. (cc) ‘TVG’
(TNT) RHODES TO THE TOP Brandi begins training for her comeback but butts heads with Cody on how to make her return. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TOON) AMERICAN DAD Animated. Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Sal, Murr, Joe, and Q dig deep into strangers’ past lives to deliver the hard truths. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Alan breaks down following his second divorce. (cc) ‘TV14’
10:00 p.m.
4 (10:29) SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Host Jason Sudeikis; Brandi Carlile performs. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’ 16 GAME OF TALENTS One team put their skills to the test as they make guesses. (cc) ‘TVPG’
38 SEAL TEAM The team comes closer to avenging the loss of Echo Team; Mandy takes matters into her own hands. (cc) ‘TV14’
49 BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY A mysterious device that threatens Earth appears in Dr. Huer’s office. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(A&E) (10:04) COURT CAM A look at some of the wildest courtroom moments; family members of defendants and victims erupt. (cc) ‘TV14’ (AP) THE ZOO After surgery, Olga the ostrich is ready to be reunited with her flock; a squirrel monkey arrives. ‘TVPG’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS: CELEBRITY EDITION Idina Menzel goes under cover to find Broadway’s talents. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(COM) SOUTH PARK Animated. A tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(DISC) MOONSHINERS Moonshiners is back and the backwoods is booming. For Appalachia’s liquor makers, it’s like the Roaring Twenties again. But a boom time for moonshine also comes with a lot more risk. (cc) ‘TV14’
(DISN) DISNEY’S MAGIC BAKE-OFF The young bakers set out to design 3D galactic cakes featuring the Star Wars universe. (cc)
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Guy visits a butchery for corn dogs; a diner makes mile-high meatloaf; a 1700s inn turned gastropub. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) (10:01) GOOD BONES A mother has called on Mina and Karen to help fix up a home that she purchased for her daughter. (cc) ‘TVG’ (HIST) (10:05) PAWN STARS A trophy awarded to Dr. J; a WWII bombsight; quack medicine bottles; a coin nicknamed the Scarface. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (NICK) FRIENDS Young adults seek livelihoods in Manhattan. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(OWN) LOVE & MARRIAGE: HUNTSVILLE The Holts are officially divorced; business is booming for LaTisha and Marsau’s cigar bar. ‘TV14’
(TLC) (10:09) 1000-LB. SISTERS When Tammy and Amy visit a psychic, they both get disturbing news. ‘TV14’
(TOON) RICK AND MORTY Animated. Tryin something new, broh; Doin’ it big. (cc) ‘TVMA’ (TRAV) THE DEAD FILES A mother and her daughters face an onslaught of paranormal activity. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a neardeath experience. (cc) ‘TV14’
(USA) CHUCKY Jake is in a quandary when Chucky targets a frenemy. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(SHOW) WAKEFIELD Nik gets a song stuck in his head, triggering deeply repressed memories; Linda lands in hot water. (cc)
10:30 p.m.
7 MODERN FAMILY A series of crises on Mitch and Cam’s wedding day put Pepper to the test. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(A&E) (10:34) COURT CAM A judge takes a bullet and fires back; a defendant tries to charm his way out of jail. (cc) ‘TV14’