HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY
Happy birthday. What you’re looking for will be less important than the journey. As soon as you win at one game, you’ll be on to the next. Power players will teach you the ropes in May. June will bring a windfall. Visitors will spice up your June. September is a magical month when improbable things will happen for you.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): It’s said that the smallest good deed is greater than the grandest intention. You’ll prove the point today with something you do spontaneously and unselfconsciously.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If you can’t find time to exercise today, exercise your insides with laughter. Laughter makes your health better and your life longer. When you laugh, it’s because you can relate. It’s like your common sense is dancing.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21): The altitude of your aim will make all the difference. You may not reach that flag, aircraft or star you’re shooting for, but you’ll get much further than the person trying to shoot at something on the same plane.
CANCER (June 22-July 22): All the seemingly good advice you hear today quite realistically is not. It’s because you can’t win in the future by doing the same things that worked in the past. Be inventive.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Experience may be the best teacher, but her methods are not for the faint of heart. The strong (like you) won’t mind how she tests you first and teaches you second.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There are a lot of talkers around you. Don’t be seduced by their pretty words, because words are not enough. What people do only matters if they really do it.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): “What could have been?” is a question that seldom produces many helpful insights. The tendency is to fill in the blanks with a projection of a highly unlikely reality that is more glamorous and prosperous than this one.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): You may feel that you are being experimented on, and that is not entirely untrue. But don’t be too paranoid. Instead, give the experimenter a run for his money.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It’s not like you’re trying to fit in, but when you happen to go where people think, believe and do as you do, it’s a natural byproduct of the experience. Enjoy the perks that come with this, including close friendships.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’ll be tempted to go in for a quick fix. It might be the right answer for you, but don’t do it unless you’re sure. Examine all of your options first. You’ll regret acting out of impulsivity.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You have a unique way of connecting ideas and understanding the relationship between things. Some will find your methods “trippy,” but that won’t keep them from admiring and respecting you.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The pressure to be happy is too immense. Don’t succumb. People are not always as happy as they seem. Social media lies, and so does your internal voice at times.