THEY SAID WHAT?

“Blimey! That packs a punch!”

- The Duchess of Cornwall samples Caribbean rum in St Vincent.

“I haven’t suddenly become more attractive - just my wallet has”

- £71m lottery winner Ade Goodchild.

“I was bullied for being Pakistani at a time in England when they only really wanted our food but not our presence. I was also a chubby teenager, who was bullied very badly for being chubby, who then became anorexic. Everything I’m fighting for now... is all things I’ve lived through”

- TV’s Jameela Jamil, below. “If you want to find good things to tax I always say start with sin. Find a new sin and tax it. I rather agree that HS2 is a sin. Trains go quite fast enough for me as they are. It could have been done far more cheaply”

- The Bishop of Chester, the Right

Rev Peter Forster.

“No matter how much they ask for honesty, your partner doesn’t want to know how many other people you’ve slept with or what a successful seducer you’ve been”

- Joan Collins gives one of her tips for a successful marriage.

“I’m not political. I’m interested so I follow the news and I follow everything that’s happening in America and I’m concerned at the state of the world, but I wasn’t political”

- Countdown star Rachel Riley,

who became embroiled in Labour’s anti-Semitism row.

“I’m going to stay ginger. I’ve established myself as a redhead now, I could never be quite as strong as a blonde. And who cares if it’s not natural?”

- Poldark actress Eleanor

Tomlinson.