The weather may be frightful but this panto is delightful
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The seasonal songs and slapstick at the Mill Dam venue has become a firm festive family tradition on South Tyneside.
Not for nothing is it called ‘The Little Panto with the Big Heart’. There may be other productions in bigger venues with bigger budgets, but pound-for-pound, Ray Spencer and the gang continue to deliver the best Christmas pantos you’ll be fortunate enough to see.
This Christmas, it’s a lighthearted retelling of that classic legend about that monstrous creature with “greet big goggle eyes” that terrified the folk of the Wear.
But the only screams we heard were ones of laughter from a full house that was treated to a riotous evening and a twist to the ending of the famous old yarn.
Ray as Dame Bella Ballcock (and Paul Shriek surpasses himself every year with the extravagant costumes) is, of course, the matriarch of the show. It just wouldn’t be Christmas without an elongated “eeeeeeehh” from the Dame.
But it’s a true team effort from the nine-strong cast who all play stellar roles. David John Hopper once again guarantees plenty of laughs as the loveable, if hapless, Arbuthnot; Natasha Haws is absolutely charming as Susie the Soothsayer, while Georgia Nicholson vamps it up superbly as her evil sister Poison Pen. Gareth Hunter (The Sultan), Cal Halbert (Lord Larry Lambton) and Lewis Jobson (Puddles the Dog) provide excellent back-up to the main characters, each adding to the spectacle.
And there’s a real touch of class in the performances of the wonderfullytalented Steven Lee Hamilton, back this year as The Brave and Bold Sir John Lambton, and Eleanor Chaganis as the exotic Princess Aneesa, particularly in their musical moments together.
The jokes come fast and furious – the panto hopes to deliver “joy in bucketloads” and one decorating sketch does that alone – and the one-liners provide as much humour for older members of the audience as they do youngsters.