EU HIRES ALBANIAN SHIT GANGS TO STEAL OUR VACCINES!
Vile Brussels plot exposed
THE Evil Empire of the European Union showed its true colours last week by enlisting a notorious criminal gang to steal British COVID vaccines.
The EU has faced international humiliation and opprobrium over its botched Europe- wide vaccination programme, which has been mired in bureaucracy and incompetence.
But in a bid to get their hands on the precious vaccine, sly Eurocrats have enlisted ALBANIAN SHIT GANGS to steal British supplies and spirit them across the Channel to bolster their woeful efforts at immunising their citizens.
As a reward for stealing the UK vaccines, the Albanian gangsters have been promised early EU membership for their country.
Ironically, member states such as Germany and Holland have been resisting Albanian moves to join the bloc partly BECAUSE of the shit gang’s antics!
A horrified Brussels whistleblower told Sunday Sport: “The top brass at the European Commission know they have bungled the whole vaccine programme and people will die because of their incompetence.
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“They have tried to claim Britain approved vaccines without proper checks, they have tried to claim that the AstraZeneca vaccine does not work, they have tried to ban exports and they have even tried to erect
a border between Northern Ireland and the Republic, in blatant defiance of the Good Friday Agreement.
“But roping in the Albanian Shit Gangs to steal British vaccine is their worst stunt yet – and dangling EU membership for Albania as a prize is totally unforgivable.
“This scandal could finally spell the end the EU.”
Albania is an official candidate to join the EU but other states are generally worried about the lawless and corrupt Balkan state joining the bloc.
Our source said: “I’m not suggesting that EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen came up with this plan, or that she approves of it. But the fact is, it’s happening on her watch.
Former shit gang kingpin Arian Cela said: “This is how the gangs operate. They hold the whip hand in Albania and unless stopped will seize control of the EU.”