Amy & Sarah reveal their FIRST TIME

WILLY SIZE

SARAH: What’s the biggest willy you’ve had?

AMY: Nine inches long and very wide as well, it’s just like a truncheon and belongs to the guy I’m seeing at the moment.

SARAH: Can you remember the first time you saw it?

AMY: Yes, I was convinced he’d had willy enhancement surgery because I’d never seen one so ridiculously big, but he assured me he hadn’t! It hurt a bit at first, but since then the sex has been fantastic. I think willy size matters a lot.

SARAH: My bloke has the biggest one I’ve had. It’s eight inches long and I did a double take when he whipped it out for the first time because he’s only a small bloke.

AMY: Is it an improvement on smaller willies you’ve had?

SARAH: Yes, without a doubt! Bigger ones definitely hit the right spots and small ones sometimes miss them.

FAKING IT

AMY: With ex- boyfriends I’ve always felt really guilty because all too often they’ve come too quickly without satisfying me. SARAH: Did you tell them? AMY: No, I just tended to fake an orgasm so I didn’t offend them.

SARAH: I must admit I’ve faked it a good few times. I fake it when I’m not in the mood at all but the guy won’t take the hint. It gets it over and done with much quicker.

KINKY SEX

AMY: How do you spice things up in the bedroom?

SARAH: I’ve got a number of ways but my favourite thing is getting out the chocolate body paint!

AMY: Does it not make you all sticky? SARAH: Not usually, but it depends where you put it, if you know what I mean! It tastes lovely and always turns me and my bloke on.

AMY: I always get my good old handcuffs out when my sex life is going stale. I love putting them on my bloke and then having complete control of him, it’s really kinky.

ONE- NIGHT STANDS

SARAH: I’ve only had one one- night stand and I still have nightmares about it now! It happened last year with a guy I pulled in a club, we were quite drunk and both horny!

AMY: Was he good in bed?

SARAH: No, he was awful, he was a two jerks and a squirt merchant and his willy smelled of Old Spice aftershave! I couldn’t wait to get rid of him and it’s put me off one- night stands for life.

AMY: My one and only one- night stand was when I was 17 and happened at a friend’s house party. We sneaked into one of the bedrooms and shagged in the bed!

SARAH: What was it like?

AMY: It was rubbish because we were both too drunk and uncoordinated. The next morning I regretted it.

FAVOURITE POSITON

SARAH: What kind of sex do you like to

have?

AMY: Slow, romantic and passionate sex is much more of a turn- on for me than a fast, hard shag!

SARAH: What position do you like?

AMY: I love doing it in the missionary position! I know that sounds boring, but I really enjoy it.

SARAH: I find slow sex too boring and it makes me want to go to sleep rather than orgasm! You can’t beat being thrown around the bedroom a bit!

BEST NIGHTS OUT

AMY: What do you get up to on a night out with your mates?

SARAH: Our nights out are always wild. I went on a hen night with my mates last year and one of my mates had sex with three different blokes that night!

AMY: How did she manage that?

SARAH: She kept pulling them and then ending up in the disabled toilet with them! We all knew what she was up to! The next day she said she couldn’t remember a thing when we were taking the mickey out of her.

AMY: On a night out with my friends the other week one of them had sex in the middle of the bar! They were sat on a chair shagging in front of everyone!

SARAH: Did they not realise people were watching?

AMY: No, they thought people didn’t realise what they were up to! It was hilarious.

KISSING GIRLS

SARAH: The first time I kissed one of my friends I was really surprised how crap girls are at kissing! She dribbled all over my face, it was weird!

AMY: Have you tried it since?

SARAH: Yes, I’ve snogged a couple of my mates when I’ve been drunk but they were rubbish at kissing as well. I’d much rather snog a boy than another girl.

AMY: I’ve never even kissed a girl, I just don’t find them attractive. I’ve no doubt it’ll happen after too much lager though!

BUM FUN

SARAH: Have you let your boyfriend take your bum virginity?

AMY: Yes, I did it about a month ago because he’d been pestering me for ages about it and

I was quite curious to feel what it’s like.

SARAH: Did it hurt?

AMY: A bit at first, but my boyfriend was really gentle and then we got into a nice rhythm and I really started to enjoy it. It’s such a strange sensation in there, but we’ve done it a few times since and it’s just got better and better and I’ve even had a mind- blowing orgasm doing it that way.

SARAH: I haven’t done it yet, much to my boyfriend’s disappointment! He’s pitched for my bum virginity a number of times but I’ve always politely declined!

AMY: Do you think you’ll ever try it?

SARAH: Probably after what you’ve just told me. Now you’ve got me curious!

STRANGEST PLACE

AMY: When I went on holiday last year I had sex with my boyfriend on someone’s boat in a marina in the middle of the night. It was great fun!

SARAH: Where were the owners?

AMY: I don’t know. We were drunk and just jumped on board! The motion of the boat bobbing around in the water made the sex feel great.

SARAH: I enjoy having risky sex too. I was on holiday in Mallorca last year and I had sex with my bloke on the balcony of our apartment during the day. I loved the thought of someone catching us in the act. It was a real thrill.

SEX TOYS

AMY: I’ve always had a willy on hand, so I’ve never used a sex toy before. Is it worth me getting one?

SARAH: I’d say so, because let’s face it your boyfriend can’t be on hand 24 hours a day!

AMY: What have you got?

SARAH: A rampant rabbit vibrator. It’s not as intimate as a real willy, but at the end of the day you still get the same result! It never fails to give me an orgasm.

THREESOMES

AMY: Would you have a threesome if it was laid on a plate for you and you fancied the people?

SARAH: I used to be tempted, but now I’ve decided I wouldn’t do it. I’m too selfish to share a bloke with another girl and two boys would just hurt too much.

AMY: I’d jump at the chance of a threesome with two blokes, that would be awesome! Can you imagine how many orgasms you’d have with two blokes?

SARAH: Would you do it with another girl? AMY: No, I could never bring myself to go down on another girl, it’s minging!