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AN AMATEUR inventor who adapted his car to drive itself suffered serious spinal injuries when the motor crashed – while he was enjoying a big WANK!
Brainy Alan Jarvis was inspired by the Tesla Model S 90D “autopilot” car and made modifications to his Toyota Prius to make it self- driving.
But after two months of proud motoring in his new robot vehicle, unmarried Alan, 42, came a cropper while engrossed in the hardcore sex movie Hardcore Big Cock Tranny Asswreckers # 5 on Highway 405 in Van Nuys, Los Angeles.
LAPD officer Hector Gonzalez said: “This guy placed too much trust in his homemade technology.
“A suspected fault in the software caused the car’s onboard computer to make the vehicle accelerate rather than decelerate at an FIRST VICTIM: Joshua Brown intersection.
“The car hit a bridge support at almost 65mph. It’s a tribute to the design of the car that Mr Jarvis survived at all.
“He’s at Valley Presbyterian Hospital just now and, from what I understand, he’ll be getting fed and shitting though a tube for the foreseeable future.”
The first known death caused by a self- driving car was disclosed by manufacturers Tesla Motor last month.
Sensors
The May 7 accident occurred in Williston, Florida, after the driver, Joshua Brown, 40, of Ohio put his Model S into Tesla’s autopilot mode, which is able to control the car during highway driving.
Against a bright spring sky, the car’s sensors system failed to distinguish a large white 18- wheel truck and trailer crossing the highway, Tesla said.
The car attempted to drive full speed under the trailer, “with the bottom of the trailer impacting the windshield of the Model S”.
A police report in the Levy County Journal said the top of the vehicle “was torn off by the force of the collision”. The truck driver, Frank Baressi, 62, of Tampa, Florida, was uninjured.
It’s believed that Mr Brown was watching a Harry Potter movie at the time of the smash. TRANNY PORN: Alan Jarvis crashed while he watched porno