It’s spick and span for a man in a van
A man in a van whose name
was Dan Met a man with a pan whose
name was Stan. ‘May I borrow your pan,
please?’ Dan asked Stan. ‘There’s something wrong
with my little white van. I’ve got to pick up my friend
Anne’s divan And help her deliver it to
her gran, But it’s hot enough to give me
a tan.’ ‘Oh Dan,’ said Stan, ‘what can
we do with my pan? Wouldn’t it be cannier to use
a can?’ ‘But Stan,’ said Dan, ‘it’s so
hot in my van, And where on earth shall we
find a can? All that I can see is your
lovely blue pan.’ ‘That’s true,’ said Stan, ‘we
need a handyman Who can really make your
van spick and span.’
Just then Dan caught a sight
of old Nan. ‘I wonder if Nan has the right
sort of can?’ ‘Let’s ask her,’ said Stan. ‘I
know about Nan,
And if anyone can find the
best can, she can.’ ‘Dear Nan,’ asked Dan, ‘do
you have a spare can? It’s so terribly hot in my little
white van.’ ‘Oh dear, Dan,’ said Nan, ‘I do
have a can, But right now it’s full of a
whole lot of bran And I’m hoping to use it to
bake a flan. If your van is hot, I can lend
you a fan.’ ‘Thanks, Nan,’ said Dan, ‘that’s
a very good plan;
We can try your fan instead of
a can.’ So Nan got her fan and all
three of them ran To see if the fan would cool
down the van. ‘Oh no!’ said Dan. ‘There’s a
council man And he’s giving the front of
my van a scan. I do hope it isn’t a parking ban.’ ‘Now, sir,’ said the man, ‘do
you own this van? I’ve been watching it since
my shift began, And you can’t park a van for
such a long span.’ ‘Look here,’ said Dan, ‘this is
my friend Stan, Who’s helping me to fix up
my van; We were hoping this fan we
borrowed from Nan Would cool the van in place of
a can.’ ‘Oh no,’ said the man, ‘you
don’t need a fan, It’s a pan you want, much
more than a can; You can do all sorts of things
with a pan.’ ‘May I borrow your pan, please?’ Dan asked Stan.
Tully Potter, Tonbridge, Kent.