Straight to the POINT

SOME advice for celebrity Caprice, whose villa in Ibiza was burgled: don’t take £40,000 worth of bling on holiday.

COLIN NICOL, Sutton, Surrey.

MEGHAN’S glad to be back home. We’re glad she’s back home, too.

ROBERT DEWAR, Beeford, E. Yorks.

I’VE misheard lyrics (Mail). I thought Adele’s Chasing Pavements was Chasing Payments.

ROSALIND HARRISON, Catsfield, E. Sussex.

AS A child, I thought The Lord’s My Shepherd included the messy sounding lines: ‘My head thou doused with oil and oint and my cap overflows.’

DAVID EDWARDS, Leighton Buzzard, Beds.

MY YOUNG sister used to mangle the Frank Sinatra song: ‘Strangers in the night, exchanging blankets (exchanging glances).’

MAGGIE BARRETT, Sanderstead, Surrey.

I THOUGHT Katy Perry was ‘catching fish’ on Calvin Harris’s Feels.

JULIE GREEN, Burton upon Trent, Staffs.

WHEN Andy Fairweather Low’s Wide Eyed And Legless came on the radio, my colleague would warble: ‘My diamond necklace!’

JEFF KAY, Hardwicke, Glos.

MY DAUGHTER used to sing ‘Sick on my leaves’ (Sycamore Leaves) by A-ha.

JANICE LAMB, Doncaster, S. Yorks.

MY DEAR Mum sang ‘There’s a bathroom on the right’ instead of ‘There’s a bad moon on the rise’!

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