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Wooden Hearts

The spark had been missing lately so our fifth wedding anniversar­y called for just one thing – a trip to the sauna!

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somewhere a bit more upmarket than this for our anniversar­y celebratio­n.”

“Actually, the fifth anniversar­y is the wood anniversar­y.” You gesture around. “See… wood.” Then you add hurriedly. “But I do have a back- up plan.”

An hour later we’re sitting in a country pub called The Woodcutter­s beside a blazing log fire with real logs, that crackle and spit and occasional­ly fall against the grate with a sigh. We’ve just eaten a slap-up meal and now I’m finishing the wine because even though it’s my turn to drive, you volunteere­d – to make up for your white lie.

“Happy anniversar­y, Laura.” You push your glasses back on your nose in that way you do when you’re feeling vulnerable and pass me a gift-wrapped box. When I rip off the paper, I discover a slightly wonky jewellery box handmade in wood.

“It’s what I’ve been doing at my evening class,” you say with that same shy pride I remember when you were awarded your ‘I can swim’ certificat­e.

“I love it. It’s absolutely beautiful.” I pass you my present and watch your delight as you unwrap a wooden stand for glasses in the shape of a nose.

“I love it. Thank you.” Your face glows in the light of the flames. “Have you forgiven me yet? I had the best motive. Those extra three weeks gave me time to pluck up the courage to ask you out.” “You’re totally forgiven.”

“Let’s come here again, Laura. How about next week?”

“Sounds fab.”

Actually I’m starting to feel just the teeniest bit guilty. Because you weren’t the only one who pretended they couldn’t swim for longer than was strictly necessary. But I think I’ll save that for next week when I’ll pay the bill. I’ll even offer to drive!

BY DELLA GALTON

WEEK: OCT 20 – OCT 26, 2020

AQUARIUS

You don’t have time for anything but work and social responsibi­lities. If you feel anxious about fitting in new commitment­s, explain you can’t take on any more.

Astro Tip: Practise relaxation.

PISCES

Pay attention during an online conference. You don’t want to misinterpr­et someone or lose out on a great opportunit­y through not paying attention. Astro Tip: Find out other people’s strengths.

ARIES

A new partner may not be over a past relationsh­ip and you’re worried they might go back with their ex. Gently insist that it is time they made a choice. Don’t wait around for them. Astro Tip: Take the initiative.

TAURUS

Whether you’re raising money for a worthy cause or volunteeri­ng through your local council, what matters is that you are helping.

Astro Tip: Stand up for yourself.

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GEMINI

Don’t think you know what your partner is thinking. You may not completely understand each other but don’t let it drive you apart. Astro Tip: Sensual delights will relax you.

CANCER

You wonder about a new friend or partner’s behaviour. Their conduct when you are together is a world apart from the person they are in public. Astro Tip: Look after your health.

LEO

You have plenty to say but are you taking in what people are telling you? Your family and friends need to feel you are hearing their words if life is to be harmonious.

Astro Tip: Take a risk.

VIRGO

When you work from home you worked harder and longer. You didn’t want your boss to think you were shirking. Be stricter about keeping a balance. Astro Tip: Trust your intuition when it comes to money.

SUDOKU

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