The STAR Exchange
Whose stock is rising and falling in the celebrity market this week?
SAFE BET FRIENDSHIP
Ending an epic seven-year feud, comedians David Walliams and Matt Lucas seem to have buried the hatchet after posing for a photo together at mutual friend Luke Evans’ birthday last week.
WORTH AN INVESTMENT HORSING AROUND
Apprentice star Luisa Zissman will compete against the likes of Vogue Williams in a charity horse race at Goodwood Ladies Day. Giddy up!
POOR PERFORMANCE LONG-TERM CONTRACTS
Robbie and Ayda Williams are jumping ship from The X Factor after just one year on its judging panel. The couple say they’re too busy to join the show for a second year, but we reckon they’re just sore losers.
STOCK FALLING BELOVED CLASSICS
No, no, no. We do not need a Grease prequel. But unfortunately, it is happening. A script for Summer Loving is reportedly already in development, and is set to focus on Danny and Sandy’s initial summer (lovin’)fling.
BUY! BUY! BUY! HAKUNA MATATA
We were treated to a full trailer for The Lion King last week, which included a glimpse at our favourite (and only) meerkat and warthog duo, Timon and Pumbaa. We’ll be Hakuna Matata-ing all the way to July.
STOCK RISING MATCHY MATCHY
Just like we did when we were 11, celebs such as Scarlett Johansson and Katy Perry have started matching their eyeshadow to their outfits. Can’t wait to see them sporting butterfly clips and hair mascara.
GOING DOWN SUBTLE MAKE-UP
It’s not often Richard Madeley is compared to a pumpkin, but it happened when he sported a radioactive orange glow on Good Morning Britain last week. Richard claimed it was all down to him “muddling” face balm with fake tan, but we think he just loves the TOWIE look.
SELL! SELL! SELL! EROGENOUS ZONES
Emma Thompson regaled us with the knowledge that, when Prince William was presenting the actress with her Damehood, he accidentally brushed her nipple, causing her to make a “very loud and inappropriate noise”.