‘A MAN WITH A FORK IN WORLD OF SOUP’
Lily Allen on Cheryl: “I may not be as pretty as you, but at least I write and sing my own songs without the aid of Auto-tune.”
Elvis Costello on Morrissey: “Morrissey writes wonderful song titles, but sadly he often forgets to write the song.”
James Blunt on Damon Albarn: “He’s got an orchard full of plums in his mouth and a silver spoon up his a**e.”
Paul Weller on James Blunt: “I’d rather eat my own s**t than duet with James Blunt.”
Kurt Cobain on Guns N’ Roses: “They’re talentless and write crap music.”
Noel Gallagher on Kaiser Chiefs: “I did drugs for 18 years and never got that bad as to say, ‘Kaiser Chiefs are brilliant.’”
Noel on brother Liam: “He’s rude and lazy. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup.”
Liam Gallagher on Coldplay’s frontman: “Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.”
Robbie Williams on Noel: “He’s a mean-spirited dwarf.”
Paul Young on Boy George: “Boy George reminds me of an aubergine – all shiny and plump.”
George on Madonna: “A vile, hideous human being with no redeeming qualities.”
Boy George on Elton John: “All that money and he’s still got hair like a f***ing dinner lady.”
Elton John on Keith Richards: “It’s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go on stage and look young.”
Keith Richards on Prince: “An overrated midget.”
Prince on Michael Jackson: “(His) album was only called Bad because there wasn’t enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic.”
Mariah Carey on Jennifer Lopez: “I’d rather be on stage with a pig – a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to happen.”
Nick Cave on the Red Hot Chili Peppers: “I’m forever near a stereo saying: ‘What the f*** is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”
Alice Cooper on Marilyn Manson: “Yeah, really original.
JAMES MOORE
Stick some make-up on and give yourself a girl’s name. That’s never been done.”
Pink on Kanye West: “He’s just a toolbox”
Courtney Love on Trent Reznor: “Don’t call your band Nine Inch Nails if you have a three-inch one.”
Christina Aguilera on Britney Spears: “I know Britney. She’s not trailer trash, but she sure acts that way.”
Pete Doherty on Razorlight’s Johnny Borell: “A poisonous snake.”
Slipknot’s Corey Taylor on Nickelback star: “Chad Kroeger is to rock what KFC is to chicken.”
Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol: “Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?”
And Frank Sinatra on Elvis Presley: “It’s the most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has been my misfortune to hear.”