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I can’t afford a fry up everyday, why should lags get one? Give them porridge and water like the old days and they’ll never commt a crime again. BIZ prisoners getting full english breakfasts 7 days a week. i thought they were there to be punished not lavished on hand and foot – no wonder lags reoffend if treated like kings its better inside than out... outrageous. stinky northampton police interceptors on Chanel 5, officers Jacko and Bully both driving at speed in the rain with 1 hand, while using police radio with the other. Is using a mobile any different? One law for us and another for them! U B judge all the muppets including tyson fury’s trainin camp kno he’s the most untalented boxer ever, same catorgary as audry harrison, got mor talent in me big toe lol n i only make kitchens. BON THE MON!!! Tyson Fury the greatest! HaHaHa nobody will even remember this self deluded fool’s name in a couple of years!!! FUNKY LEVEN Tyson Fury: Clearly, the hits he took from Klitschko scrambled his brains! Kim Kardashian: Why didnt you sit on those burglars & flatten them with your big ass? ROY TERS So the over hyped famous for what Ms kardashan has bin robbed. Well if they want 2 flaunt thr wealth as so often they do wot do they expect? Swamp Duck The Kim Kardashians of this world can stuff their expensive jewellery. Give me my biscuit tin of baubles any day, lol. Den, Perth Hold up! Cheryl Cole was in Paris the same night of the Kardashian raid & was pictured with a mysterious “bump” down her front that may not be a baby bump? I wonder... JR 3-4 out of 10 people reckon we’ll be wiped out by robot terminators. i think they will just sit back and watch us humans do it ourselves we seem to be a bloody good job of it at the moment. dave in streatham is there any1 out there who would actually pay a ketamin junkie £100 an hr to clean their homes wen there is hard workin single mothers out there would snap up house cleaning jobs for far less money and more deserving of it? Big RD Bri Gateshead: You may not like what Glenn Hoddle said about disabled people being the way they are due to their sins in a previous life but it is very intolerant to bar him from a job because of it. Does that mean no Hindu should have the job as their beliefs are along these lines? Would you disqualify an evangelical Christian who said anyone who wasn’t a proper believer and follower of Jesus was heading for eternal torture? Rupert Fast with wall to wall cooking and food programmes on tv is it any wonder there’s so many obese people? those shows should carry a government health warning. bob “How hot was Britney on the Jonathan Ross Show”? Yeah!! Farouk Crosshill I wonder if Jeremy Vile didn’t pay the great unwashed £300 and put them up in a 5 star hotel would there be so much scum reappearing on his “New” morning show. FL “Brexit means Brexit’’. It reminds of the bloke who has owed me £10 for nearly 3yrs, “don’t forget I owe you that tenner – I haven’t’’. It’s bloody well meaningless! Like the 6yrs it took Dave to keep his promise to give us the vote, Mrs May bombs us with a 9mth delay + 2yr extrication period. That is £55m x 811 (days), on top of the 6yrs Dave cost us. What a shower of ***** (add your own expletive). Bromull I think the country needs to get behind teresa may. She is just getting on with the democratic result of the eu referendum and im pretty sure she can make this country great again. Granty Boy On the subject sooty can’t touch soo!! what about bill and ben the flowerpot men and weed being pregnant? Was it u bill? blob a lop. Was it u ben? blob fell off. Wonder what the pc brigade will make of that. AL What do u call a woman you can just see on the horizon? Dot. Old Git. Preston Advert on tv said buy a bed or sofa now and we guarantee to deliver it before xmas! Where’s it being sent from? mars? al my wife has been nagging me to dig a deep hole in the garden to get water – she means well. tony the window cleaner worksop Told my doctor that i am on the verge of a nervous breakdown! he said you do seem a bit edgy. al Durham my wife got a job in a sandwich shop the manager said what role do you see for yourself, she said ham cheese and pickle. tony worksop Brian Clarke, Walsall forumpics@dailystar.co.uk