William Hague says that his party understands concerns of people over immigration, welfare and the cost of living. WELL DO SOMETHING ABOUTITTHEN! OZ not a fan of ukip but in the local elections they have shown clegg and Co what people think of coalition with the tories. tubs cameron says hell give us a vote on europe in 2017 as well he might but by that time we will have at least another 2 million imigrants here and the country will be destroyed. Lets get out now. mal, swansea ken clarke said all ukip voters are loonies. id say anyone who belives a single word a politician says is a LOONY. dc, s wales to mr ego jeremy clarkson, thanks to all you motorists for polluting this planet and causing asthma, cancers as well as heart diseases! Andy memo to tv producers purleeze take the irritating and talentless, personalities off our TV screens like clarkson, davidwalliamsandant& dec. mohammed ismail, bolton TheresaMaywantsto buy water pistols on wheels and at cost of £1.3million each. Who makes up these prices? Farouk, Crosshill Britain to send arms to syrian rebels, they cant supply our own forces with the right equipment so why waste money on arming foreign rebels whu will probably turn on brit troops after? colin do border control even know y they’re there, arrestin an illegal immigrant tryin 2 LEAVE uk and jailin him 4 a year 4 avin false i.d!? Traci p i cannot believe all these years in war in afghanistan they do not do what they did with the ira and get them round a table to talk. bob, scarb stuart hall why as he been let out? he shud ov been remanded. It makes me sick. REX What a shame? ha ha advert break during after match questions! now u football loving idiots know how 60 per cent feel when propramme changes affect our TV viewing. dann, guildford You wrong Misha B, no-one needs Oasis. They are playing at being rock stars. They’re phonies and anyone who falls for it is an idiot. PLASTIC! Paddy To SUNDANCE: German POWs in UK were well fed and were welcomedintothecommunity.InGermany Allied POWs were starved and beaten both by guards and German citizens whothrewbricksatuswhenweworked outside our camps. POWWW2 To JD IN BRUM: thank u 4 wot u said. Not all people on benefits r raking it in. I’m a single parent of 2, not by choice and they got same dad. My benefits go on bills and food. No flatscreen tellies or luxuries. Would luv a job, I apply 4 loads every week. SUSAN Re 120 keeley, i am 42yr old smoker wiv 2 teens who beg me to stop cos they dont want to lose me. I used to have gr8 skin, now have more lines than A-Z! Sexy? Dont think so :( UVT So what shall I wear today to appease the male daily Star readers? Seductive and oversized checkedshirt,alongwith laddered tights or bare blotchy legs? Dentures in or out? What do you guys think? Grrr! Baccy Bekka Whydofishermenthink they need camouflageto get a fish? I nearly broke me neck falling on one tother day. lesley swipes Can you please say a big thank you to my new fiance Andy, for putting up with me and my illness and being there for me no matter what! I love you baby :) xxxxxx Kaylee Jack Howells s I agree scousers r welcoming but there’snonicerplaceonearththan bolton – wundaful folk. FRANKTEB I’mwritingaautobiography.When I publish it who wants a signed copy? Its all about ford cortinas mark 1 to 5. The mark 5 is the best bit in it. ALANSMALL,EDINBURGH I thought I’d lost my Dalmatian the other day but he was spotted in the park! granny fossie, Methilhill Swampduckstextfrimademelaff. Keep em coming as I just luv em. Dingbat been off with the flu peeps. Have i missed anything? LEO, LEEDS
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