The Mercury

Refugee crisis unfolds

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DONALD Trump’s presidenti­al campaign in the US appears to have run into choppy waters. He’s getting into one pointless, acrimoniou­s argument after the other. He’s sliding in the opinion polls. And he’s done great damage to the Republican Party, where senior figures and donors have deserted him, some openly endorsing Hillary Clinton.

Andy Borowitz sums it up in the New Yorker. “A humanitari­an crisis has been unfolding over the past week as Republican refugees seeking asylum have overrun the Democratic National Committee headquarte­rs in Washington DC.

“DNC staffers have confirmed that they were woefully unprepared for the masses of desperate Republican­s who have shown up at the DNC’s door, looking for safe haven.

“These people have been brutalised for months and have decided to risk everything to save themselves and their families,” DNC staffer Tracy Klugian said. “When they tell you their stories, mercidler@inl.co.za

they are absolutely heartbreak­ing.”

“Meg Whitman, who is 60, said she left her entire life as a Republican behind after witnessing unspeakabl­e horrors under the new GOP regime.

“Taking comfort from a blanket and a cup of coffee provided by DNC staffers, Whitman appeared to be in a state of shock about where life under a failed state had brought her.

“‘I never thought I’d find myself in a place like this,’ she said as she took in the unfamiliar surroundin­gs of the DNC headquarte­rs. ‘Still, anything has to be better than where I came from.’

“When asked if she had any regrets about her decision to flee, Whitman choked back tears before responding. ‘I had no choice,’ she said. ‘There is no respect for human life there.’”

Great satire. But – wow! – what damage to the party of Abraham Lincoln and to the pendulum effect in the American two-party system.

The winner

WHO’S rubbing his hands? Why, Bill Clinton of course.

The White House is in prospect. All those little interns running around.

Heh, heh!

The lists

JOUSTING at the Olympics? English Heritage says it’s lobbying for the sport – increasing­ly popular in the UK – to be declared an Olympic event.

Knights in armour, what a spectacle. But imagine the Russians on horses the size of elephants.

Shopping incident

NEVER leave your dogs in a car with the windows fully rolled up.

But if the windows aren’t fully rolled up, the air-conditioni­ng won’t work.

Never leave your dogs in a parked car with the windows fully rolled up, even if it’s airconditi­oned.

A woman in Wayne, West

 ?? PICTURE: REUTERS ?? Divers play Mahjong under water during a local contest in Chongqing, China, yesterday.
PICTURE: REUTERS Divers play Mahjong under water during a local contest in Chongqing, China, yesterday.

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