The Citizen (Gauteng)

He said what? Some of Prince Philip’s memorable gaffes

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“You’re about to see the world’s most experience­d plaque-unveiler.” – opening a new stand at Lord’s cricket ground in London in May 2017.

“[Children] go to school because their parents don’t want them in the house.” – to Malala Yousafzai, who survived an assassinat­ion attempt by the Taliban after campaignin­g for girls’ right to go to school, in October 2013, reducing her to giggles.

“Bits are beginning to drop off.” – on approachin­g his 90th birthday in 2011.

“There’s a lot of your family in tonight.” – after looking at the name badge of businessma­n Atul Patel at a reception for British Indians in October 2009.

“Do you know they’re now producing eating dogs for anorexics?” – to a blind woman in 2002.

“Still throwing spears?” – an Australian Aborigine was quizzed during a 2002 visit.

“Well, you’ll never fly in it, you’re too fat.” – a 13-year-old boy has his dreams of being an astronaut shattered in 2001.

“Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.” – to a group of deaf people standing near a steel band in 1999.

“You managed not to get eaten, then?” – in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea.

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?” – a driving instructor in Scotland is put on the spot in 1995.

“Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?” – a Cayman Islander is quizzed on his heritage in 1994.

“You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.” – to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, in 1993.

“Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.” – a request to stroke a Koala bear in Australia is declined in 1992.

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