Where is My PVC

I won’t vote o. I swear I will just sit down in my house that day and be watching cartoons. What is it, I have gone everywhere looking for my PVC all to no avail. I went back again last Saturday and the place was locked with nobody to explain to me what is going on. They said I should go collect where I registered, so I went to the UNA Primary School here in Shomolu and what I met was a group of young men playing soccer. So I joined in the game, played for five minutes and asked the gateman what or where I should go to get my PVC. He asked me to check the Femi Adebule Primary School in Fola Agoro, so off I went and met goats and dogs playing in the sand. Somebody in both parties don’t want me to vote or people in INEC want to sabotage my attempt to vote. I will just let them win afterall, both candidates are my friend and I am in a quandary as to who to vote for. So if INEC or whoever does not send my I can swear he was talking about Keshi. Iyanya greeted me, he looked grotesque, dressed well but his big head made me cringe. All sort of clothes where worn, these celebrities really try hard to shine. Some got it and a lot missed it. The very beautiful ones were in front and MUDI was busy posing and playing the top fashion god that he didn’t allow us mix well. We sat at the back and he really enjoyed the show. Eventually, I walked around and met so many people that I almost collapsed from exhaustion. I met Akin Lewis, his Agbada was out, met Basket Mouth nice ensemble but head too big. What’s it with all these big head in Nollywood, met Tuface real skinny but still charismatic. That his show was boring sha and finally I met RMD. His suit was the best but it hung on him like a coroners suit. I miss his 80s look. My guy AY was the best dressed to me his wife’s PVC, they will be solving a big problem for me. It’s just that I need the PVC for other things like, showing it at Police Check point, using it at the Bank, hospital and Airport. PlEASE HELP. red dress was too exquisite for that event, it belonged to the red carpet in Hollywood. He won an award deservedly so and gave the kind of speech George Clooney will be proud of.

I did not agree with the choice of the film of the year, Afolayan’s October 1st but who am I to complain, me that gate crashed. So I kept quiet and refused to clap. Gratefully, MUDI motioned that we attack the bar, but by the time we got there, it was empty. Na wa.