Quotes OF THE WEEK

‘He is in his place of arrogance and delusion and there he’ll stay for the life sentence that I’m commiting him to .’ Judge Tony Hunt, sentencing Graham Dwyer for murdering Elaine O’Hara

‘No I am not the Joan Collins who was arrested yesterday at a Dublin protest meeting !!! The very idea!!’ Joan Collins, actress, clears up possible confusion on Twitter after the arrest of the Dublin United Left Alliance TD

‘For the record I’m not @JoanCollinsOBE as I’d never take an honour from a monarch nor did I wear shoulder pads in the Eighties. The very idea!’ Joan Collins TD, responding

‘I think I could easily get addicted to Googling myself if I did start doing it, so I just stay out of that entirely. It’s better not to know, sometimes.’ Aidan Turner, Poldark

‘My lanky inner 12-year-old is gobsmacked.’ Caitriona Balfe, Irish model and actress, on being rated by People Magazine as one of the world’s most beautiful women

‘For the next series of The Apprentice I am going to set a Tesco task. I want each team to go out and lose £92m this week.’ Alan Sugar, Apprentice star, after Tesco announced losses of £6.4bn

‘Today is a very black day for me.’ Judge Paul Carney, retiring on Friday after 25 years on the High Court bench and presiding over a record 150 murder and rape cases

‘If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?’ Donald Trump, with an ill-judged tweet that he quickly deleted

‘I was a student, I was in Amsterdam, it was the weekend.’ Aodhán Ó Riordáin, new drugs minister, admits he smoked pot