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Dear Oscar, I have a query about Moon signs. I read that our Moon sign reflects the way in which we view our relationships with our mothers. I wonder if you and Jonathan ever discussed this, and what your thoughts are about it? Judy

Hi Judy, Yes, we discussed this at length – he was very enthusiastic about Moonsign astrology. Rather than the mother, per se, we both felt that the Moon represents how we have been nurtured in our lives and therefore how we look to bond with others.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

WHEN a musician ends a performance, they often do an encore. It’s a bizarre tradition. Imagine if, at the end of a dinner party, we made as if to leave, then hid behind the curtains and jumped out to deliver a surprise anecdote. Worst of all, it’s expected. As though the hosts must pretend to think their guest has left, while vacuuming around a pair of feet twitching near the window. An old issue has re-emerged and is taking up your attention. It doesn’t bring anything you’re not prepared for. Soon it’ll be over and you may even miss it! People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 1550 511 611.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

THEY say the key to all relationships is communication. But they don’t say how we do this. 93% of communication is commonly said to have nothing to do with the actual words we say and, on closer inspection, even this seems a fallacy. It’s odd that possibly the most famous experiment on human interaction should be so widely misinterpreted! If you feel misunderstood lately, your meaning is about to become unequivocal. You can share your hymn sheet with others and achieve perfect harmony. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every cent… and it might just help you change your life. Call 1550 511 611.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

‘IF SOMETHING seems to have been falling apart, now you can begin to piece it back together. Where there’s a wound, there can be a healing.’ Jonathan’s interpretation of today’s alignments are very positive for you: ‘It may not all happen today... But you are definitely edging towards an improvement in circumstances that had previously seemed unsatisfactory. You just have to be calm, patient and keep your priorities straight.’ People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will, too, when you listen to yours. Call 1550 511 611.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

WHEN it comes to our emotions, is it possible to win? Is there any point in being competitive in matters of the heart? What prize is on offer if you feel loved at the expense of another? What goal is achieved in finding selfworth if you’re undermining another’s security? You’re sensitive and you’ll have felt the sting of an angry heart before. Beware of repeating the errors of others. You have the ability to rise above the fray and set an example. You’re far too classy for a cheap shot. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every cent… and it might just help you change your life. Call 1550 511 611.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

‘WOULD you mind if I use this space for another sign? I’ve got much to say to someone else and I could use the extra room. You don’t mind going without a prediction, do you? Not too much of an inconvenience, is it?’ Jonathan’s tease is apt today: ‘You have a naturally generous disposition. Faced with a request like this, you’ll probably feel inclined to agree to it. That is very sweet of you, but my job today is to remind you not to be so kind that you end up giving away something you really need.’ People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will, too, when you listen to yours. Call 1550 511 611.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

STOICISM does not equate to brutalism. To keep a healthy distance between sleeve and heart doesn’t indicate that the heart isn’t willing, nor the sleeve too rough. As your ruler, Mercury, prepares to enter Cancer tomorrow, you might begin to feel a certain magnetism between the garment that covers your arm and the organ that beats in your chest. The original ancient Stoics firmly believed we shouldn’t fight the universe when it compels us along a path. In this case, I would agree with them. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every cent… and it might just help you change your life. Call 1550 511 611.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

NOT much is as heavy as a heavy heart. Except perhaps a collapsed neutron star – that’s definitely heavier. But a heavy heart is still not to be trifled with. It’s hard to wrestle it out of the doldrums, but not impossible. It just takes a firm connection to someone with a powerful motor and a willingness to get dirty. What’s been holding you back lately? Where could you do with a bit of an emotional tow? Help is not far away. Your heart is much too valuable to be left by the road to rust. People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 1550 511 611.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

‘DO YOU promise to tell the truth and nothing but the truth? Though asked in court, is it ever possible? Many philosophers maintain truth is relative. Two people can see an event in very different ways. Even if each relates events with impeccable accuracy, there will be variations. Truth isn’t ultimate or absolute. It is relative; it depends upon perception and experience.’ Jonathan’s words are apt today. He ends: ‘A truth cannot be fully understood now, but will be felt in your heart.’ Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every cent… and it might just help you change your life. Call 1550 511 611.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

RIDING your luck is fine, but there comes a point when you have to get off that horse and use your own two feet. Some terrains are just too unstable to support a beast with a burden. There’s nothing demeaning in being forced off four legs onto two. Graft is an unavoidable part of any meaningful journey, so don’t be afraid to develop a callus in pursuit of the right goal. Your hands will recover faster than your heart, if you fail for lack of trying. People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 1550 511 611.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

YOU can hardly hope to lead a life that is calm and free of controversy. The drama now in your personal life is good. It’s causing you to question an arrangement that has long since outlived its original purpose. This interpretation of Jonathan’s is apt today: ‘You’re ready now to do something very different. You have the opportunity, the excuse and the desire. Pause a moment to check you also have the real, right reason. Then do what your wisest instincts tell you is appropriate.’ Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every cent… and it might just help you change your life. Call 1550 511 611.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

IT’S HARD not to get upset when faced with a situation that isn’t going our way. When my two-year-old is not allowed to wear his favourite wellies, which are two sizes too small, he lies on the floor screaming and crying. I hesitate to equate the antics of any zodiac sign to those of a toddler, but these are underlying feelings that all of us must learn to manage. Try not to let frustration get the better of you today. You may find your new boots are more comfortable than you think. People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 1550 511 611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

I’VE never seen the appeal of shooting fish in a barrel. But isn’t that kind of the point? When something is too easy we often become bored and uninterested. Falling off a log is dull. The baby’s stolen candy is tasteless. Only when things become challenging do we realise how good we had it. We begin to miss the sugar hit of an infant’s purloined chocolate. You may not even be aware of it, but so much is in your favour right now. Don’t take this for granted, but this energy can be used to great effect. Your indepth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every cent… and it might just help you change your life. Call 1550 511 611.