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Cover: Adam Levine grudgingly agreed to make a baby with his wife, Behati Prinsloo, so she wouldn’t divorce him. Maybe he should have moved on to someone else from his pile of supermodels, but as his Maroon 5 bandmates could tell you, he doesn’t get rid of people just because they’re no longer useful. Another country: We heard Miley Cyrus and Scarlett Johansson were interested, and now there’s another, even less plausible contender for the title role in a Dolly Parton biopic. Anne Hathaway is pushing hard for the gig despite lacking some essential, er ... you know, I’m sure Kevin Hart is dying to play Wilt Chamberlain, but …

OK!

Cover: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have “secretly agreed to spend their lives together!” shouts OK! So, a suicide pact? No, a marriage. Wedding plans include inviting Swift’s family, Selena Gomez, Lena Dunham, Hailee Steinfeld and models Karlie Kloss, Cara Delevingne and Gigi Hadid; we are told someone Harris knows may also be allowed to attend. Split take: Rachel McAdams started dating Taylor Kitsch while making the second season of True Detective, but now that relationship may be over. Maybe this was actually addressed at the end of that season of True Detective, but until some viewer makes it that far, we’ll never know. Hair apparent: Gisele Bundchen’s not colouring her hair anymore, so she must be pregnant, says an OK! writer who probably got it confirmed by the transmissions celebrities are sending him via his fillings.

LIFE & STYLE

Cover: Teresa Giudice of the Real

Housewives of New Jersey is pregnant by her jail-bound hubby — this is what The Sopranos would’ve been like if Edie Falco were the lead — and now an insider tells Life & Style she’s craving “spaghetti all’arrabiata, roasted lemon-pepper chicken, fettuccine, pancetta, lasagna, ad cannoli,” presumably before the insider climbed onto the rooftop to shout “SHE’S ITALIAN, YOU KNOW.” Make it happen: Mariah Carey and jillionaire boyfriend James Packer might spend $100 million on their wedding, with decorations including a $200,000 orchid variety developed in a lab. If the ceremony ends with Coldplay performing, being dipped in molten gold and then getting fired into space, it’ll all be worth it. Garnet Fraser