Calgary Herald

Some people and things are beyond comparison

- KATHLEEN PARKER KATHLEEN PARKER IS A PULITZER PRIZE- WINNING COLUMNIST WITH THE WASHINGTON POST.

Meet Simile and Sui Generis. Simile, to refresh memories, is a favourite rhetorical device of writers that compares two essentiall­y unlike things that nonetheles­s have similar characteri­stics: The quarterbac­k was like a locomotive.

Sui generis, the Latin phrase meaning unique or one of a kind, is a helpful restraint upon the former. Some things, even if they share certain characteri­stics, shouldn’t be compared. Sui generis is the braking system on a rhetorical locomotive, or at least it should be. That was a metaphor, by the way, and not a very good one.

We in the news business could stand to apply the brakes to our runaway impulse to “similize.” I personally love a good simile, which is often a way to inject levity into a column. But lately, we’ve seen instances of simile-itis that might have saved readers and viewers some angst, even if writers and pundits were left with less to say.

In the past several days, we’ve heard news people and others compare Obamacare to Katrina and Iraq. Sarah Palin compared our national debt to slavery. Countless times in recent years, we’ve seen “Nazi” applied to people with whose policies or politics we disagree.

All of the above are clearly sui generis and should be retired from any future similes unless they are referring to truly like things, not just a single person’s impression of the world while musing on current events. Katrina is like Sandy because they were both natural disasters, though significan­tly more people died in Katrina than in Sandy. Iraq is sui generis and nothing like Vietnam, to which it was sometimes compared.

Nazis and the Holocaust shouldn’t be compared to anything else. The systematic, statespons­ored exterminat­ion of six million Jews, as well as others, is sufficient­ly horrific to stand alone. Pro-lifers, who sometimes characteri­ze abortion as a holocaust, are probably not helping the cause of revelation.

Finally, slavery merits its own place in America’s memory. To compare it to anything else, especially something as mundane as debt, is wrong on its face. Indentured servitude to China might have been a better choice for Palin, who prefaced her remark with, “This isn’t racist, but ...”

Note: Any time you start a sentence with “This isn’t racist, but ... ,” you probably shouldn’t finish it. In Palin’s defence, she obviously meant no offence and the attacks in response have been so vicious that the attacks themselves are beyond comparison.

These recent examples of similes gone awry raise two questions: What is the impulse that drives our need to make such comparison­s? And why do we react so viscerally when we do?

The impulse is usually to elucidate, i.e., this is as bad as that. But it is also partly lazy. Do we really have so little imaginatio­n that all we can do is summon Katrina every time an administra­tion fails to meet our expectatio­ns? Or Hitler to denote our impression of bad? Surely it is a rhetorical crime to turn someone so evil into a cliché.

From a purely political perspectiv­e, the impulse may be driven by the desire to remind people of the past transgress­ions of political foes. Thus, when commentato­rs say Obamacare is like Katrina, the mind flits from Barack Obama to George W. Bush and only the difference­s, rather than the single similarity of administra­tive incompeten­ce, register: People died in Katrina and Obama only wants to help people. Through subliminal jujitsu, the real comparison lands in the community psyche.

To the most important point, comparing a horrific tragedy or atrocity to anything else trivialize­s and diminishes it. By trying to capture, quantify and categorize others’ suffering, we trespass on the sacred.

Some things are like nothing else — and should be left to rest in peace.

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